I woke up last week feeling a scratch on my nose. I'd like to blame it on a 3 carat diamond but i think it was just me fighting off dream ninjas or something. It did hurt like hell, which really is a lousy way to see 5 am, so i got up, little dog of course right on my heals,waiting for his vittles, and there is more blood pouring out of a nanosize cut on the tip of my nose than i could ever have thought possible. Ill tell you if that much blood can come from a scratch, i can't imagine a real crime scene. I'm squishing my nose to stop the bleeding,Andy is just running around begging for his breakfast, it was hysterical! Try making tea, cutting Andy's steak, and bleeding droplets of blood through the tissue bits Ive consecutively plastered to the scratch. It would not stop ! I finally went on line to see how to stop bleeding because pressure was doing absolutely nothing.
Here's my take on the free Internet advice, SuperGlue? maybe but i was not about to try that on my nose at 5:30 AM, Nu-skin which i think is really like watered down superglue ( burned like hell, and blood oozed right thru.
The winner ? Baking Powder ! I don't know why it worked, but it did. Oh it hurt like hell, and I looked like an extra in a drug movie but it worked immediately !
So I can't vouch for any other places for cuts, and i very much doubt it would be of any help to you if you were trying to hide a crime but if you scratch your nose--- head to the kitchen and pray no one baked !
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